Albert Arnold Gore Jr on Wiretaps

Former Senator, former Vice President, former presidential candidate, former journalist, former internet inventor, former college professor, former environmentalist loon, former inspiration for the movie Love Story, former pro-life supporter, former soldier, former stirring speaker, and former poster-boy for the concept that anyone can make it in America... Al Gore, will speak at the DAR Constitution Hall in Washington, D.C on Monday about his concern over the NSA wiretaps and how they are violating the constitutional rights of terrorists here and abroad.

Former Republican Congressman, and now Libertarian and ACLU employee Bob Barr will attempt to destroy any credibility he [Bob Barr] might have left by introducing Mr Gore. Barr, who abandoned the Republican Party and publicly endorsed the presidential ticket of the Libertarian Party, was called upon to lend to the gathering the illusion of bipartisanship.

In what is being called a major address, Gore's appearance will further notify terrorists of our security tactics and redefine the word major.

Gore' speech will also address torture as an example of the administration's efforts to extend executive power, and will demonstrate the evil of torture by requiring listeners to sit through Gore's speech.