Will Colon Powell Endorse Obama?

Washington-- It is rumored that Barack Obama has sought and secured the endorsement of former Secretary of State Colon Powell. If true, the Obama Campaign may redouble efforts to bring aboard Bud "Sphincter" Samuels, creating a possible domino effect which will coax political heavyweights Rectum Johnson and Betty Anus into the fold.

The McCain Camp may claim that their earlier endorsements by Frank Butts and Larry Sigmoid adequately balance this latest movement, but an anonymous source deep inside the campaign admitted to Malott's Blog, "This is a heavy load whose ramifications we're just beginning to digest. Obviously it has impacted us, and we are just beginning to feel the strain."




(Yes, I know it's "Colin." Leave me alone.)