Wisdom Acquired...

If you ever hope to be a credible adult and want a job that pays better than minimum wage, then for God's sake don't pierce or tattoo every available piece of flesh. If so, then plan your future around saying, "Do you want fries with that?" ...George Carlin

I find it interesting that this is the same kind of statement and point of view that Carlin lampooned back in the 60's and 70's when he was young and cool.