Mother Teresa Found To Be A Prostitute
ABC News has learned that famed conservative Christian, Mother Teresa, led a double life while ministering to the poor in India. Born Agnesa Gonxha Bojaxhiu August 27, 1910, the celebrated conservative Christian was an Albanian Roman Catholic nun who founded the Missionaries of Charity in India. Her work among the poverty-stricken of Kolkata (Calcutta) made her one of the world's most famous conservative Christians.
However it has been learned that the conservative Christian Nun also sold her body on weekends when she went by the name "Kitty."
The Bush administration, along with many Republican leaders in Congress have denied any knowledge of the conservative Christian Nun's indiscretions. It is still unclear how much influence the conservative Christian Nun had on the Bush administration since she died in 1997.
Polling suggests that this - yet another another indication that the Republicans are out of control - will have a dire effect on the GOP's hopes to retain their strangle-hold on power after the mid-term elections.
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It was the whips "Kitty" used that gave away her connection to the GOP.
I find the whole thing very shocking. It's stories like this that keep us Evangelicals at home on election day.
Where did you get this story? It seems a little odd, I mean, I've seen some pictures of Mother Teresa...is it possible people just have no standards anymore?
So what? Does this in any way nullify her lifetime of philanthropy?
It only proves that she was, in fact, a real person with real experiences. Give the poor dead woman some slack. I'm sure her experiences weren't unique in impoverished India at the time.
Jacob, I find myself agreeing with you again.
What does that say about me....
Some satire is clever, but to make this kind of joke about a Saint is simply poor taste.
Anonymous,
This is one of those times when I've written a post and wondered if I went too far.
I wrote this ficticious story about Mother Teresa, an extraordinary woman and Christian, to illustrate the absurdity in the politicizing of the Ted Haggard story. I'm sorry if you were offended.
It would be hard to choose the most graceless characteristic of our age, but the deterioration of political discourse into vulgar accusations, misleading sound bites and images - especially during the weeks prior to an election - is in my top ten.
I KNEW IT!
Gah I'm so stupid.
I knew it had too much resemblance to the Haggard thing to be real.
Moral of the story: verify everything before shooting my big fat mouth off.
Okay... ignoring my previous stupidity, I'm still not sure if I understand your point. Are you trying to draw some comparison between Mother Teresa and Ted Haggard?
Poles apart, Malott. Poles apart.
Jacob,
The media in this country have been working hard to discourage conservative Christian turn-out in the elections. The Haggard story was the latest attempt to paint Republicans in a bad light by connecting this fallen man with the White House.
Mine was an amateur's attempt to use an absurdity to illustrate how ridiculous it is to construe the Haggard situation as anything other than the failure of one man.
Hang on a second here, let's be reasonable. Haggard himself has declared his ties to the Bush administration and is a vocal supporter of anything Republican. He has even said that he regularly engages in discourse with Bush.
The media haven't unfairly tied him to the Republicans at this most crucial time, he's done that himself. This should be a lesson to the Republicans that hypocritical, sexually repressed, self loathing, faggot evangelicals probably aren't the best source of moral guidance on major social issues.
I just don't think Haggard should be used against Bush and other Republicans. Haggard, and Haggard alone, is responsible for Haggard.
Well, Haggard and Kitty alone are responsible for Haggard SacredScoop.com
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