Marriage Bed Perversion for November

Yes, as a public service, each month Malott's Blog describes one perverted act that is, well... Just wrong, even in the marriage bed. Who better to make these judgements?

Pornography in the Bedroom

I went to a Christian School... Milligan College... and one day in Humanities Class the philosophy professor said that any act in the Marriage Bed that went beyond simple sexual intercourse, was perversion.

Poor Mrs. Professor.

However, twice in my adult life I have been shocked to learn that church-going married couples that I knew and respected used X-Rated Movies in their bedroom to inflame their desire for each other and enhance their love-making.

"But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart." Matthew 5:28

Case closed. I don't know what it is like for women, but men should avoid porn as if it were plague... Because it is. Marriage doesn't make pornography OK any more than it makes getting drunk with your spouse OK. And ladies, if your man takes you after watching porn, he isn't making love with you.

Q&A... Where the venerable Malott warmly responds to the questions of young couples.

Stan asks: "Mr Malott, if porn brings my wife and me closer together, isn't that a good thing?"

Malott answers: Stan, you make a good point. When you get to Hell, send me a post card.

Julie asks: "Mr Malott, I have trouble feeling amorous. But watching pornography makes me feel uninhibited and daring."

Malott answers: That's because you're a slut, Julie. Get some therapy.

I hope this was helpful!

Next month: The Kitchen Spatula and Your Purity.

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