Friday, February 17, 2006


The Boy From Ipanema

11 comments:

Andrew said...

Great stuff, Chris!

janice said...

Ahh... Jabba the senator. Fantastic!

rusty shakelford said...

that was the most terrible thing I have ever seen on a blog... Oh wait thats a man! That makes it even worse.

Malott said...

Rusty, by calling Ted Kennedy a man you have just insulted all men everywhere and caused me to doubt your standards.

Let's just say male.

The JerseyNut said...

Kennedy near a body of water is always a scary thing...

Malott said...

And RWN, you [know] he's been drinking. A sober man would not take off his shirt if he looked like that. Maybe the lady in the blue turban never heard of Mary Jo.

SkyePuppy said...

The turban person is a WOMAN???

Malott said...

Absolutely she's a woman. Delicate bone structure in her face. Small hands and small legs. I'd bet a paycheck on this one.

Andrew said...

I don't know. Everybody looks "delicate" and "small" next to Teddy without a shirt.

SkyePuppy said...

Here's what I saw:

Skinny. Leathered skin. Turban (I didn't look too closely at the turban, my eyes being drawn to Teddy the way the eyes are drawn to a car wreck beside the road). I figured it was a scrawny man from India.

It never occurred to me that a woman would actually want to be with those billowy folds of flesh.

But I suppose she sees his physique as a metaphor for the fattened trust funds he has in offshore shelters.

OK, I'm being unkind. I'm sure Teddy has many fine qualities.

Malott said...

Good point, Andrew.
Did you notice his breasts? This is no ordinary man.

And be careful SkyPuppy... you might hurt yourself straining to find those "fine qualities."