And RWN, you [know] he's been drinking. A sober man would not take off his shirt if he looked like that. Maybe the lady in the blue turban never heard of Mary Jo.
Skinny. Leathered skin. Turban (I didn't look too closely at the turban, my eyes being drawn to Teddy the way the eyes are drawn to a car wreck beside the road). I figured it was a scrawny man from India.
It never occurred to me that a woman would actually want to be with those billowy folds of flesh.
But I suppose she sees his physique as a metaphor for the fattened trust funds he has in offshore shelters.
OK, I'm being unkind. I'm sure Teddy has many fine qualities.
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Great stuff, Chris!
Ahh... Jabba the senator. Fantastic!
Rusty, by calling Ted Kennedy a man you have just insulted all men everywhere and caused me to doubt your standards.
Let's just say male.
Kennedy near a body of water is always a scary thing...
And RWN, you [know] he's been drinking. A sober man would not take off his shirt if he looked like that. Maybe the lady in the blue turban never heard of Mary Jo.
The turban person is a WOMAN???
Absolutely she's a woman. Delicate bone structure in her face. Small hands and small legs. I'd bet a paycheck on this one.
I don't know. Everybody looks "delicate" and "small" next to Teddy without a shirt.
Here's what I saw:
Skinny. Leathered skin. Turban (I didn't look too closely at the turban, my eyes being drawn to Teddy the way the eyes are drawn to a car wreck beside the road). I figured it was a scrawny man from India.
It never occurred to me that a woman would actually want to be with those billowy folds of flesh.
But I suppose she sees his physique as a metaphor for the fattened trust funds he has in offshore shelters.
OK, I'm being unkind. I'm sure Teddy has many fine qualities.
Good point, Andrew.
Did you notice his breasts? This is no ordinary man.
And be careful SkyPuppy... you might hurt yourself straining to find those "fine qualities."
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