Climate Change Pair

From the Centers for Disease Control:

1.Syrup of ipecac (one teaspoonful per ten pounds body weight)
2. Hydrogen peroxide 3% (one to three teaspoonfuls every ten minutes; repeat three times)
3. One half to one teaspoonful of salt, placed at the back of the tongue.
4. This video.

The very moment I stop vomiting, I plan to write about my dwindling respect for Newt Gingrich.