Prodigal Republican

Haven't written much lately because I've been in a far country wasting my substance in riotous living. But then I came back home and Dad threw me a party...

(No wait... That wasn't me!)

Anyway, I was warming up to John McCain until last Friday when I saw that a conservative group had taken out a full-page ad in a newspaper warning McCain that he'd better not pick Mitt Romney as his running mate.

The group probably supported Mike Huckabee earlier this year... You remember Huckabee... The cute little populist and ego maniacal-Mormon-hater whose lip prints are indelibly etched upon John McCain's rear end.

Not a pretty picture.

My hiney, or derriere as we say in Greentown, is only 54 years old, but has lost much of its charm and glory... Sagging a bit more with the years... Suffering periodically with a little acne. But imagine McCain's aged, 71 year-old poop deck! Something to think about? This student of politics thinks so.

Anyway, if the former Huckabee supporters will stop expressing their call for unity by ripping Romney... I still may come around by November.