I pledge 1984

I PLEDGE to talk about the rights of the unborn.

I PLEDGE to maintain that marriage is only between a man and a woman.

I PLEDGE to flush after number 2 -AND- number 1.

I PLEDGE to shoot my gun at least once per month.

I PLEDGE to burn my trash.

I PLEDGE to call Muslims who kill innocent people - terrorists.

I PLEDGE to do everything legal to remove all elected and unelected socialists from Washington.

I PLEDGE.