First Lady Confirms Medical Condition
Michelle Obama announced Thursday that she has indeed developed a high abdominal hernia which will require surgical repair. The First Lady, shown here sporting a Bristol Myers High Abdominal Hernia Truss, said it didn't hurt much, but it did give her some powerful gas.
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Mrs. Obama made her announcement before The National Council of Negro Women at the Marriott in Baltimore. She reserved announcements concerning her fallen arches for The National Council of White Women meeting across the hall. The National Council of Asian Women which huddled in the lounge were forced yet again to accept pot luck as they awaited word on Mrs. Obama's hemorrhoids.
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The entire staff at Malott's Blog almost unanimously wishes the First Lady well.
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5 comments:
I think her biggest medical conditions are "foot in mouth" disease and "what not to wear"-itis.
Seriously, her fashion advisors need to be fired. But I like your analysis of the hernia...very creative.
Huh?
Christina,
Thanks. My post was kind of silly... But so is that outfit.
Tsofah,
I have no excuses for this post. But I enjoyed writing it very much.
Malott:
Excuses not needed. I think I didn't understand the outfit.
Silly!
There has to be some serious ammo in there somewhere.
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