Obama Seizes Coveted Mulatto Vote

White Democrats will have nothing to do with African-American presidential candidates unless they are half white and sound like Edward R. Murrow. Same with Hillary Clinton. Democrats only vote to nominate women who are half female and half white man.

This is in stark contrast to the Republicans' past efforts to draft Condoleeza Rice who is all black and all woman.

But who does Halle Berry, Mariah Carey, Thandie Newton, Vin Diesel, Grant Hill, Mya, and Faith Evans support? To the man (or woman) these individuals support Barrack Saddam Obama.

What has caused this Mulattobamamania?

Unlike Latin America, where mulattos make up a significant percentage of the population: Dominican Republic (73%), Cuba (51%), Brazil (38%), Puerto Rico (27%), Colombia (14%), and Panama (14%)... In America they are what is called a very minor minority... Except of course in poor neighborhoods where young black males and ugly white women are amazingly prolific.

With such small numbers, pride in one of their own and the resulting Obamanation was predictable.

So this humble (and obviously fearless) blog salutes this proud minority and wishes them a Ting Tang Obamulatto Bing Bang of an election cycle.