Mulato vs. Malotto
And the winner is...
45 year-old Barack Obama may be both very smart and a talented politician, but shouldn' the leader of the free world be in better shape than a pudgy 52 year-old from Indiana?
The entire staff at Malott's Blog has to go with the pudgy Hoosier.
11 comments:
George W. Bush may be in good shape but shouldn't the leader of the free world be smarter than the average lottery ticket-buying Hoosier?
The entire staff at Center McLefty has to go with the Hoosier.
Clearly, the sunglasses and melon put Malott over the top right off the bat.
However, I think that in order to adequately compare the two candidates, we in the blogging community need to see Malott splashing and frolicking in the waves. Then, and only then, can a true comparison be made.
Oooh! I agree with Christina. You have just such a picture on file somewhere, don't you??
I'm just glad we didn't have to see pictures of Clinton frolicking in the waves with his shirt off.
On second thought, that would have been good, because then he would have lost the election. Maybe the press kept those pictures in Sandy Berger's pants until those elections were over...
I am confident that the entire staff at Malott's Blog would compare favorably to either of the Clintons - even the representative simpleton shown above.
malott, you have a very strange way of looking at the world.
I want the Malotto, I want the Malotto!
Anonymous,
You have a gift for stating the obvious. It's refreshing.
That "very strange way of looking at the world" is the reason so many of us (OK, I'm speaking for myself) keep coming back here.
To Christina, Bekah, Skyepuppy, Janice, and the rest of my Babe-Posse:
Thanks for your support. As a humble, shy, reticent, insecure, and modest little man... I need this kind of encouragement just to be able to stick my head out my front door.
But I think Anonymous may have a very good point.
Yours truly,
The Big M.
One more thing...
Looking once again at the Obama picture, methinks Barack has the male-breast-thing working just a bit.
As a lonely single male I have a great respect and appreciation for bosoms... but not on my President. So there.
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