Happy Birthday, Mr. Malott


The entire staff at Malott's Blog would like to wish our venerable old leader the happiest of birthdays. He bought himself a new computer with a 22 inch "wide screen" monitor, and has been holed up in his office with the door locked ever since... But when we bring him his broth and crust of bread, he yells for us to "leave it" and leave him alone. Such is his mood on his birthdays. The next morning the bowl and plate are empty outside his door, so we know he is eating. We hope he is bathing.


We know that one day there will be no reply from his office... And we'll enter to find him sitting in the corner, mumbling cliches, and drooling on his shirt. But until then, Mr Malott... Vive valeque... As best you can.