Barrack Obama Isn't Black Enough for Me

Maybe if he did a Rap Campaign Ad... Maybe then I'd feel differently. Have you noticed how he insists on trying to sound white? As a white man I find that very offensive. He has no idea what it's like growing up white and male in this country. The pressure... The button-down collars... The mayonnaise... The Carpenters! Does he think the use of a little "suburban slang" is going to fool us into thinking he understands the pain of growing up in a two-parent home?

I feel played and manipulated when he talks so white.

He even dresses white. I'd like him to arrive at the next debate in some urban baggies and a pullover hoody... He should dress like Snoop Dog... Not Perry Como.

Anyway, he'd better straighten up or he'll be voted off in the next round. I'm pretty sure Paula is on his side, but I think Simon and Randy will to give him the boot.

Oh... Wait... I'm confusing the Democrat Primary with a certain TV show.

If the current sound-bite-fest and popularity contest should ever turn into a serious debate... If Obama ever gives up the flowery double talk and speaks to the issues... Says anything distinguishable at all, for that matter... I'll write about that. But since this Leftist is currently being given a pass... A racially motivated and fear induced excuse from all scrutiny... Don't hold your breath.

Yes, everyone in the mainstream media is afraid of acquiring the "racist label"... I refer you to Donna Brazile's comments over Bill Clinton's remarks about Obama. If Bill Clinton can be heir to a racial scolding... Think what your average TV journalist is up against.

But some day - even at the risk of being labelled a racist - some brave journalist will attest to the obvious: Obama has no experience governing... No record of accomplishments... No specifics, ideas, or details... No business being nominated to the world's highest office.