What's Wrong With Our Dick?Senator Dick Lugar of Indiana - shown above with his favorite toy -has come out against fulfilling our promises in Iraq. Yes, our "RINO" Dick (Republican in name only) has offered our Radical Islamic enemies another bit of encouragement on which to cling.
Sen. Richard Lugar, a senior Republican and a reliable vote for President Bush on the war, said that Bush's Iraq strategy was not working and that the U.S. should downsize the military's role.
The unusually blunt assessment Monday deals a political blow to Bush, who has relied heavily on GOP support to stave off anti-war legislation. Most Republicans have said they were willing to wait until September to see if Bush's recently ordered troop buildup in Iraq was working.
But not our Dick - shown above with a Laotian prostitute. Having just won another six years in the Senate, and being old as dirt, Senator Lugar isn't worried about what his chances are next time around. He certainly isn't interested in what his constituents think.
He is "Amnesty Dick," "RINO Dick," almost "Gay Marriage Dick," (given the chance) ...He's a real "Dick for All Seasons."
With this last betrayal of Conservative principles - the one about protecting America... The entire staff at Malott's Blog has decided to start referring to our senator as "Mohamedick."
Oh sure... There was "Cut and Run Richard." We liked "Bagdad-Dick"... But it was too hard to say. Some liked "al Jazeeradick"... Catchy and appropriate. "Fallugahr" was simply too obscure and complicated.
If our massive audience has a better suggestion, we are - as you know - all ears.
Update: Janice has suggested "Abduladick." The entire staff at Malott's Blog humbly bows in recognition to this bit of brilliance. Thanks Janice. "Abduladick" it is.
5 comments:
I like it, it's catchy and rolls off the tongue rather easy.
BTW, who's standing there with mohamedick and what's he holding?
I have a suggestion for the "name the dick" game.
What do you think of abduladick?
Not so much?
Janice,
Simply brilliant.
I added your suggestion to the post in the form of an update.
Chris,
I tip my cap in honor to you for a brilliant post. I enjoy "Abduladick", but I think "al Jazeeradick" and "fallugahr" were works of art.
The entire Congress and its "work" is disgusting. I can only hope that you are soon able to write a post, after Lugar's next election that reads something like this: "See Dick run for re-election. See Dick think he will win. See Dick lose a seat he thought he would never leave. See Dick cry."
Christina,
I love your idea. But I would have to think of a way to work-in Jane, Sally, and Spot.
When I was very little, Lisa would read to me and teach me words from those primers.
Loved little Sally.
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