Thursday, March 25, 2010

Oh Canada...
You Suck

I've given this a great deal of serious thought, and I believe that when Canadian college students threaten the safety of Ann Coulter, it's time to close our northern border. Oh sure, let the truck through that carries Marie Callendar's Creamy Mushroom Chicken Pot Pie, but all other traffic must be turned back. It's the sensible thing to do.

It's time to deport Alex Trebek, Donald Sutherland, Jim Carrey, and William Shattner.

And I'll have regular bacon on my Egg McMuffin, thank you!


1 comment:

SkyePuppy said...

I'm with Ann. Take the president of the U of Ottowa before the Human Rights Court and have him drawn and quartered for his hate crime!