Saturday, March 14, 2009

Hail, Hail Fredonia


Does anyone get the feeling that we've elected Rufus T. Firefly to the presidency?

I figure any responsible person whose head is not garaged rectally, has to be considering the possibility that America has made a huge mistake.

The Obama spending spree... The attacking of private citizens who disagree with Obama, like Rush Limbaugh and Jim Cramer... The increasing of taxes on businesses - businesses that will simply raise their prices which will become inflationary and a tax on the poor... Taxing working people to pay for other people's mortgages... The certainty of inflation that will make everyone poor and destroy the value of retirement savings... And then there is the gutting of the military and benefits to Illegals.

People didn't vote for this kind of change.

Rasmussen data shows that people now actually oppose Mr. Obama's budget, 46% to 41%. Three-quarters take this position because it will lead to too much spending. And by 2-to-1, voters reject House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's call for a second stimulus package.

Now the average boob on the street probably still thinks Obama is a genius and is going to fix everything... And I believe Democrats are stupid enough, or evil enough to embrace America's economic and cultural collapse for the sake of principle. But the Republicans and Independents who voted for Puddin' Head are surely getting a sick feeling in their mid section. I know I am.

We are quickly approaching a situation that calls for revolution... Or at the very least, stupid gestures. I am seriously considering taking up a life of serial littering. Take that, Obama!

Good old conservatives are still buying guns like crazy and hoarding ammunition. I plan to buy a pitchfork... For I am a traditionalist.

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3 comments:

SkyePuppy said...

I don't think we've elected Rufus T. Firefly exactly. More like in the war scene when a big jar lands on Firefly's head, and Harpo draws Firefly's face on the jar. We've elected Jar Guy.

ChuckL said...

I think that a front guy for George Soros was elected.

Tsofah said...

Malott,

Buying the pitchfork is ok...but don't let anyone draw horns and a tail on you! :-D