Colon Cleansing and America's Decline

Dual-Action Cleanse is the ultimate colon cleanse formula available on the market today. The idea behind a colon cleanse process is to eliminate the toxins which have built up in your digestive system. The detoxification processes of a colon cleanser treatment are so important to maintaining a healthy balance in your body that many doctors consider it to be a key to personal wellness.

Surely colon cleansing heralds the final stages of a civilization.

The television advertisement states that over two million Americans have used this stuff!

Who are these people? The Maximizer Kit costs $129.80... And just what are we maximizing? Could I maximize so much that I would be unable to pass that item which I had maximized?

Princess Diana is just one of many who swear by colonic irrigation as a cure for virtually all their ills. And many others are just beginning to discover the benefits of the bowel-cleansing technique that flushes toxins from the entire system.

But this is understandable because she lived with Charles... An ordeal which no doubt would germinate many eccentricities and peculiaritites.

A doctor friend once told me that when old ladies come in for checkups, they often want to talk about and describe their bowel movements... As if this marvel of creation had become their daily preoccupation.

But knowing how words often fail, you just know that somewhere in America an octogenarian has taken photographs of her offerings, or even hired a courtroom artist to illustrate such.

But I uncharacteristically digress.

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I confess that I am somtimes self-centered and at times even self-absorbed. I am often vulnerable to frailties and preoccupations of many kinds. I can sometimes be influenced by pitch-men, and become fixated upon their wares.

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But for now, my poop-chute will remain untended... It's on its own...

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For now.

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