Asparagus and Urine

I read over at Skyepuppy's that Bekah hates asparagus. I think I know why.

When some people eat asparagus, it makes their urine smell as if they have a urinary tract infection... Or UTI as we say in Greentown.

When we used to do employee physicals here at the hospital... Physicals which included a urinalysis... We would insist that the cafeteria not serve asparagus that day. The smell would have driven us out of the lab.

But Bekah, just in case it's the taste that you don't like... Follow this procedure.

Cook your asparagus in a sauce pan with a little water. Drain all but a little bit of the water, and add a few slices of Velveeta or Kraft American cheese. Mmm Mmm!

This also works with frozen Fordhook lima beans. I hated lima beans until my sister-in-law fixed them with cheese sauce.

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