Tuesday, April 17, 2007

People Who Should Be Euthanized

As a public service the entire staff at Malott's Blog will be preparing a list of people who should, for whatever reason, be humanely put out of their misery. This weekly feature will attempt to single out groups and individuals that even devout Christians could feel good about killing.

Fans of Rosie O'Donnell

Yes, who can argue that people who like Rosie O'Donnell wouldn't be better off dead? Just how miserable, obnoxious, and stupid would you have to be to find this woman likable and entertaining?

As a Conservative and a "thinking person" I selfishly want to keep Rosie herself alive... And I definitely want her to keep talking and making a fool of herself. This caricature of a woman is the perfect representative of the Left and does more for the conservative movement than she will ever know.

But the people who like her? Shouldn't we do the kind thing...?

Next Week...
People Who Talk on Cell Phones While Driving

31 comments:

Bekah said...

I better comment now because once you launch on next week's group of people, I'm your main target. (gulp.)

Rosie drives me crazy...yet it's ridiculously fascinating to watch her create drama from nothing. And by watch, I mean catch recaps on the news. I don't actually watch her show.

SkyePuppy said...

The really sad thing about the people who like her is that they have no idea how small and pathetic their lives are.... Better to just pull the plug.

Malott said...

Bekah,

All I really see of her is replays from the talk show she is on... Which I've never watched.

I am troubled less by the absurd claims she makes than I am at the people in the audience that applaud - when they should be shouting her down.

She is probably very talented, but I worry about this culture in which the truth is so susceptible to the whims of celebrity and fashion.

Good to hear from you!

Malott said...

Skyepuppy,

I'm really thankful for talk radio and Fox News - because the mainstream media will not chastise her in any way.

I think her fans share a kind of intellectual laziness - spoiled, apathetic, and lost.

cringing2 said...

Oooooh thought crime. Double plus ungood.

What would you mass murderers know about Christianity anyway?

Uncle Fester Lurks said...

I do hope your list includes Bush and Cheney!

Uncle Fester Lurks said...

Yeah and the left just loves that the little skank Manne Coultier and pill poppin' Rush Limpdick represent the republic neocon reichwing nazi extremist party!

Thank God for Bush! He has destroyed the neocons and the republic party! :)

Uncle Fester Lurks said...

If Jesus Christ were walking the earth today all of you reichwing christian extremists would be the first to attack and smear him for wanting peace not war!

Uncle Fester Lurks said...

The brainwashed Bush supporters would rather have our soldiers die needlessly in Iraq then to ever have the little chimperor ever admit that Iraq is a lost cause and a huge mistake!

Uncle Fester Lurks said...

The republic "If the troops leave the terrorists will follow them home" is so much bull!

Isn't the creation of the DHS and illegal wiretapping suppose to keep us safe?

Uncle Fester Lurks said...

If Bush is so serious about fighting the war on terror why is it that only the soldiers and their families sacrificing anything?

Bush is the only president in our countries history to have tax cuts during a time of war.

During WWII there were gas rations, sugar rations, etc, but no sacrifices during this global war on terror!

Uncle Fester Lurks said...

If the little emperor is so worried about another terrorist attack why are our borders still wide open 6 years later?

Why do we only inspect only 5% of cargo at our ports and on airplanes?

Why do we have minimum security at our chemical plants and nuclear power plants?

Uncle Fester Lurks said...

Why is it that the republics spent 3 times the amount of money investigating a blowjob then they did investigating 9/11?

Uncle Fester Lurks said...

Is Barbara Bush also the Quaker Oats guy?

Uncle Fester Lurks said...

The christain reich claim to be pro-life and yet Bush okayed the sale of the morning after abortion pill.

Uncle Fester Lurks said...

How can one be pro-life and pro-war?

Uncle Fester Lurks said...

Help Fight Illiteracy Punch A Republic!

Uncle Fester Lurks said...

The Bush administration trying to spread democracy around the world is like a person with STD's trying to spread love around the world!

Uncle Fester Lurks said...

How can one so stupid become president twice? Because thoses even stupider voted for him twice!

Uncle Fester Lurks said...

Unfortunately Bush thought that beating his brother Jeb at Battleship and Risk as kids qualifies him as a war president.

George W. Bush said...

I used to love the days of my youth when my younger brothers and I would oil up our naked bodies and play nude Twister together as my mom eagerly looked on.

Uncle Fester Lurks said...

Who should be on your euthanized list:

1-George W. Bush
2-Dick Cheney
3-Dick Rumsfeld
4-Condi Rice
5-Sean Hannity
6-Rush Limbaugh
7-Ann Coultier
8-Bill O'Lielly
9-Paul Wolfowitz
10-Michael Savage
11-The republic congressmen % women
12-All those who voted for Bush
13-Barbara Bush

lynchie said...

Let's put to death everyone who still thinks the war was an excellent venture.

Cousin It said...

Well... Gomez, Morticia and I knew it was only a matter of time: it seems that head vise finally crushed what little brain Uncle Fester did have.

Uncle Fester Lurks said...

Funny Cousin it, the truth hurts doesn't it. It must suck to be a
brainwashed republic who believes all of the lies and distortions from the Bush mafia and FUX news.

lurch said...

uncle festor, the truth might hurt. I don't know since we haven't read any from you.

Uncle Fester Lurks said...

Lurch, of course republics wouldn't know the truth if it hit them square in the face because they have already been brainwashed by Bushco and FUX news with all of their repeated lies, distorted truths and remaking of history.

Jacob said...

Rosie O'Donnell... I couldn't care less about her. I've seen The View, and I generally find that her most "controversial" statements are obviously just set up purposefully to get gullible right-wing doofuses like O'Reilly to give the woman as much attention as her enormous girth can absorb.

That said, I feel there aren't enough overweight lesbians on television these days. More Rosie for everyone!

(Re cell phones while driving... in Australia it's illegal to talk on a mobile when driving)

Jacob said...

After looking at some of the previous comments, can I suggest that you delete these idiotic anonymous trolls? They're very annoying.

Malott said...

Jacob,

As always - it's good to hear from you.

I love the fact that your country has outlawed cell phone talking while driving. I hate it when I get behind someone who is talking on their phone while driving 10 mph under the speed limit.

The trolls? I pretty much ignore the trolls - as does everyone else.

All_I_Can_Stands said...

Jacob,

Looks like you've gotten a makeover.