Monday, April 23, 2007

Muslim, But Totally Hot

As a public service the entire staff at Malott's Blog is searching diligently for beautiful Arab and Persian Muslim women and posting their pictures weekly in an effort to show that you can be Muslim, but Totally Hot at the same time. This new weekly feature is titled "Muslim, But Totally Hot."

Marisol Nichols
Uh... OK, she isn't really Muslim, but she plays one on TV's "24." She is not Arab or Persian either... She is of Mexican descent... But she is totally hot!

Wafah Dufour

This is Osama Bin Laden's niece, so I'm reasonably confident that she is both Arab and Muslim. Totally Hot? This blond Christian thinks so. Osama must be totally proud, as any good uncle would be.

OK! Don't miss next week's edition of Muslim, But Totally Hot, when Malott's Blog once again reveals the babe under the burqa.


janice said...

Outstanding! This new feature may rival the "Bachelor Tip of the Month" feature.

And who better to bring our attention to the "babe under the burqa" than a WASP such as yourself!

Great idea, I love it Chris.

Jacob said...

I don't want to alarm you Malott, but I have a sneaking suspicion that Osama Bin Laden's niece looks alarmingly like Osama Bin Laden.

Possibly because she IS Osama in a clever disguise, we just don't know.

In any case, I wouldn't want to get anywhere near those bony wrists. EURCH.

(PS. Marisol Nichols reminds me of Audrey Tautou.)

Jacob said...

And, just so you know:

As a public service the entire staff at Malott's Blog

is a very wanky way to reference yourself.

Malott said...

Thanks Janice. I'm here to serve.

And Jacob, I love Audrey Tautou. I loved the murder mystery movie, but "Amelie" is my favorite... The world travelling gnome was the best.

SkyePuppy said...


Does "wanky" mean a good thing (like, "clever") or a bad thing (like, "tacky")?

Every now and then we Yanks need some helpful translation...

Jacob said...

Wanky means that it is a bit silly or redundant.

I'm not sure how to describe it beyond that. It's probably a bit too British/Australian to be translated into America speak properly.

All_I_Can_Stands said...

Here is a submission

SkyePuppy said...

Thanks, Jacob!

Malott said...


Thank you for your submission, which is currently being considered for publication by the entire staff at Malott's Blog.

I'm not sure how "hot" this woman is, but interestingly - she reminds me of the type of woman that my friends attempt to fix me up with.

...Such is my standing with my friends.

All_I_Can_Stands said...

Actually she was a hot topic on the blogs, but not quite the "hot" you were thinking.

Actually I was going to say that she might be "available". Add me to your friends list. :)