Monday, September 10, 2007

Just for Men

Just for Men brush-in gel penetrates coarse facial hair. Lasts until the gray grows back. Each shade matches the same Just for Men head haircolor. Plus, you get multiple applications from one box.

Obviously, Image is Everything, even in the world of Jihad. And, becoming irrelevant is a hard pill. And, getting a date when you live in a cave and bathe quarterly...? Daunting.


But vanity-led efforts to hold back the ravages of time... Are most pathetic when expressed in old men.

5 comments:

Jacob said...

Agreed. If he wanted to improve his image he could have done a little more than just a crappy emo-ification of his beard.

(Like, shave it off completely. And stuff)

SkyePuppy said...

His hat means we'll never know if he has a big comb-over, another pathetic vanity of some old men.

Tsofah said...

Did he have a nose job? His face shape doesn't look right. Maybe it was plastic surgery gone wrong...aka Kenny Rogers?

Looks like he needs a nap, too...

SkyePuppy said...

Delta,

Did Kenny Rogers have plastic surgery? Where have I been...?

All_I_Can_Stands said...

How absolutely Western of OBL. He better look out, the Taliban may kill him for falling under the spell of the great satan.