The Results of JFK Jr's Mandatory Post-Mortem Drug Screen

Actually, I don't have those results. Are these public records?

After a fatal plane crash the pilot is always autopsied and there is always a drug test. The three victims of this particular tragedy were processed in about four hours. Was a drug test done on JFK Jr. or his wife Carolyn? Do these rules not apply to Kennedys?

Biographer Edward Klein writes, "We don't know for certain why the burial at sea was so rushed, but we can assume the Kennedys did not want to have any publicity regarding the autopsy reports, for fear that the reports might have revealed some illegal substance in the bloodstreams of John and Carolyn Bessette."

In his book Forever Young: My Friendship With John F Kennedy Jr., William Noonan writes about John's fondness for smoking marijuana.

The public has the right to know if Kennedy died while rolling a fatty.

In his book The Kennedy Curse: Why Tragedy Has Haunted America's First Family for 150 Years, Edward Klein states, "John once returned to their loft to find Carolyn sprawled on the floor disheveled and hollow-eyed, snorting cocaine with a gaggle of gay fashionistas."

Klein also reports a story told him by a staffer at George magazine who had dinner with Carolyn one evening:
"She made at least a half-dozen trips to the bathroom and came back to the table with white rings around her nostrils," the staffer is quoted as saying.

It occurs to me that here was a couple whose remains were begging for a little drug testing. But when your family has power and has been skirting the law for decades, I'm sure information is easily manipulated and manufactured to produce the desired results... And the almost immediate cremation and burial at sea safely insures Kennedy's reputation for all time.



Too soon? Sorry...

Race Card Played

SPRINGFIELD, Mo. (AP) - Democrat Barack Obama, the first black candidate with a shot at winning the White House, says John McCain and his Republican allies will try to scare them by saying Obama "doesn't look like all those other presidents on the dollar bills."

John McCain is obviously a typical white person. Obama obviously has a problem with typical white people. Maybe Barry is simply a racist... Like his preacher. He certainly talks about race a lot and accuses people - that don't want him elected - of being racists.

I don't want him elected because he is wrong on energy... Wrong on the war... Wrong on judges... Wrong on taxes... And if he was whiter than June Cleaver he would still be the wrong man for the job.

But when Obama suggests that people like me won't vote for him because he's black... Then he presents me with yet another reason not to vote for him: He is a race-obsessed A-hole.

The Presumptuous Candidate

In his closed door meeting with House Democrats Tuesday night, presumptive Democratic nominee Barack Obama delivered a real zinger, according to a witness, suggesting that he was beginning to believe his own hype.

Obama was waxing lyrical about last week's trip to Europe, when he concluded, according to the meeting attendee, "this is the moment, as Nancy [Pelosi] noted, that the world is waiting for."

No tape of the event exists and no one is denying the quote.

But one leadership aide said the full quote put it into a different context. According to that aide, Obama said, "It has become increasingly clear in my travel, the campaign -- that the crowds, the enthusiasm, 200,000 people in Berlin, is not about me at all. It's about America. I have just become a symbol."

How many times has Barack or one of his apostles said something outrageous, which was immediately followed by a, "What he really meant was..."

I found this story at washingtonpost.com, and in the comment section an outraged liberal wrote, "I can't believe that Fox Freakin' News has taken over the Washington Post!"

(I must pause for a moment and say parenthetically - thus the parenthesis - that I would love it if the most-watched cable news organization changed its name to "The Fox Freakin' News Channel.")

While it is shocking that a Washington Post employee would suggest that Obama is a bit full of himself, I think we can all be thankful that the journalist avoided using the word "uppity."

Why Media Bias Matters

The ignorance and lazy complacency of the American people play directly into the hands of the liberal press in this country.

For instance, the media prefers to keep the public in the dark about the John Edwards "Love Child" scandal because he is a liberal Democrat. The American people waddle along, happily ignorant... As this Rasmussen Poll about Vice Presidential preferences reveals:

A new Rasmussen Reports national survey finds that 56% have at least a somewhat favorable opinion of former North Carolina Senator John Edwards, including 21% who view him Very favorably. He slightly edges Senator Hillary Clinton, who is viewed at least somewhat favorably by 51%, with 27% characterizing their view of her as Very Favorable.

56%... Amazing. Maybe 1/3 of the country is hard-core Democrat... The kind that cares nothing of a man's character, as long as he is sufficiently liberal and has a D by his name. But much of this 56% is made possible by the willing, biased accomplices in the mainstream media.

Shooting Up in Church

KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — Authorities on Monday said the man charged with murder in a Tennessee church shooting left a four-page letter that detailed his frustration at being unemployed, his hatred of gays and liberals, and his expectation that he would be killed by responding police.

The church, like many other Unitarian Universalist churches, promotes progressive social work, such as desegregation and fighting for the rights of women and gays. The Knoxville congregation has provided sanctuary for political refugees, fed the homeless and founded a chapter of the American Civil Liberties Union, according to its Web site.

They founded a chapter of the ACLU and fought for the rights of gays? What sort of New Testament Church is that? Hmm... Maybe they told the Gays to "Go, and sin no more."

Maybe.

I undertand a brave man stood between the nut and the congregation and sacrificed himself... Saving many.

Greater love hath no man than this.

Malott Competes in Bun Run!!!!

The Frankfort, Indiana high school sports teams are known as the Frankfort Hot Dogs. (No, really.) And every year Frankfort has a Hot Dog Festival.

This morning I ran in the Hot Dog Festival "Bun Run" which is a 5 kilometer or approximately 3 mile run. I finished in the middle of the pack of 100 or so runners with a mediocre time of 27m 33s... And I think I was 4th in the my age division.

This is the T-shirt I got.

So now when the inevitable question is asked, I can proudly answer, "Yes, I've done the Bun."

Another Democrat that Loathes the Military?

Barack Obama had plans to visit our wounded soldiers at the Landstuhl Regional Medical Center in Germany, but the military told him that he would not be allowed to bring any of his campaign staff — only one Senate staffer and security. So Obama cancelled the trip.

How revealing is that?

If Obama had a deep and abiding respect for the young men and women who volunteer to protect this country, there would be - nothing - that could have kept him from visiting with these wounded warriors... All by himself. No cameras. No microphones. Just him visiting and thanking these young people that sacrificed so much.

Politically... It was a stupid decision. But it definitely reveals another piece of the puzzle... And gives us further clues as to who this guy really is.

Is Winter Coming for the Democrats?

I'm praying for a cold September and a very cold October. One month or two before the November elections it would be good for Americans to form a connection in their minds between the Democrats' stubborn refusal to expand domestic oil and natural gas drilling - and the hefty price involved in heating their homes.

That would be very good.

The Democrats and their environmentalist friends can presently hide behind words of pipe dream windmills and alternative fuels... Buoyed by the support of their accomplices in the mainstream media... But winter is coming.

The American people are foolish, lazy, and ignorant... But they understand heating bills. They understand being cold.

Winter is coming.

The Press, The Dems, And Decency

With husband John at her side, Elizabeth Edwards announced the return of her cancer in March, 2007. Rielle Hunter became pregnant in May or June of 2007. NATIONAL ENQUIRER reporter Alan Butterfield reports that John Edwards met with Ms. Hunter last Monday in a hotel room:

"Once inside, he interestingly bypassed the lobby and ducked down a side stairs to go to the bottom floor to catch the elevator up - rather than taking the elevator in the main lobby. He went out of his way not to be seen."

Meanwhile, Rielle had reserved rooms 246 and 252 under the name of the friend who had accompanied her from Santa Barbara, Bob McGovern. Rielle was in one room and McGovern was in another with her baby. This allowed her and Edwards to spend time alone, a source revealed.

Understand, The Enquirer had published stories about Edwards supposed relationship with Hunter back in December of 2007. If I was John... I think I would have avoided meeting with this woman!

Edwards went out of the hotel briefly with Rielle, they were observed by the NATIONAL ENQUIRER and then went back to her room, where he stayed until attempting to sneak out of the hotel unseen at 2:40 a.m. (PST). But when he emerged alone from an elevator into the hotel basement he was greeted by several reporters from the NATIONAL ENQUIRER.

Shocked to see a reporter, and without saying anything, Edwards ran up the stairs leading from the hotel basement to the lobby. But, spotting a photographer, he doubled back into the basement. As he emerged from the stairwell, reporter Butterfield questioned him about his hookup with Rielle.

Edwards did not answer and then ran into a nearby restroom. He stayed inside for about 15 minutes, refusing to answer questions from the NATIONAL ENQUIRER about what he was doing in the hotel. A group of hotel security men eventually escorted him from the men's room, while preventing the NATIONAL ENQUIRER reporters from following him out of the hotel.

I really haven't heard anything about this in the mainstream media. I remember hearing about allegations in the New York Times that John McCain was having an affair... But McCain is a Republican... And was therefore asking for it! Obviously the National Enquirer is less concerned with propping up the Dems.

Anyway, I'm not sure what John was thinking when he decided to meet with this woman. But I'm sure he wasn't thinking about his sick wife and his children.

Quoting John Edwards from his famous campaign speech... “Today, under George W. Bush, there are two Americas, not one..."

And under John Edwards we might find not one, but two... Well... Lest I blush...

The Obama Iraq Documentary: Whatever the Politics Demand

Translation: Empty Suit.

Quote of the Day

"Look, the fact is that if Barack Obama's policy on Iraq had been implemented, Barack Obama couldn't go to Iraq today, it wouldn't be safe." --Sen. Joe Lieberman

A Little Help, Please

"Blessed are the poor in spirit." Matthew 5:3

1) The economically poor are blessed. How are they blessed? Their spirits are blessed, or they are spiritually blessed, or their spirit is heightened.

2) The spiritually poor are blessed... Those lacking in spiritual characteristics, works, or evidences.

3) Those lacking spirit, the depressed... Are blessed.

4) Those lacking spiritual confidence... Those with a deep sense of spiritual futility... Are blessed.

5) None of the above.

How I Survive Working In A Hospital Full Of Women

Or

How I Deal Daily With Penis Envy

The life of a hospital laboratory technician is not always the sexy and glamorous experience one would suppose. There is plasma, and pee pee, and poo (oh my!).

And when you are male... There is the inevitable mental cruelty, physical abuse, and sexual harrassment... The ugly side of healthcare. Where I work the women sometimes line the hallways, and as I walk by, make crude remarks, paw at me, or pinch my buttocks. (In next week's installment I'll be posting police photos of my black and blue marks.) Imagine my shame.

You say, "Malott! Why don't you just quit?"

Oh sure, quitting would be the easy way. But I have lives to save, my friend. And come Monday morning, I'll once again will be up to my elbows in body fluids and semi-fluids and maybe even some green stuff with pus on it.


And... Loving it.

Cluelessness Caught on Tape

I'd have more respect for Obama if he possessed the personal honesty and humility required to simply admit he was wrong about "The Surge."

It's bad enough to elect an unaccomplished, naive, amateur to the White House... But this amateur obviously lacks integrity and character.

Time for Some Campaignin'

Super Tomatoes

The old man in the picture... The one desperately trying to hold his stomach in... is 5'9" tall... And just ran 2.5 miles. The tomato plant next to him is 5'9" tall and to the best of my knowledge has remained stationary all morning. It is an Amish-Brandywine Heirloom Variety... (Whatever that means.)

I've never before had a tomato plant outgrow me.

I'm obviously a super-gardener... Who can run 2.5 miles without throwing up, by the way... At least I haven't thrown up yet.... Though the day is young.

Because I am the very essence of humility, I hesitate to draw the obvious comparison...

But the likeness is uncanny.

Gagging Michelle

Turnabout is fair play.

Michelle Obama... Angela Davis with more relaxed hair... Has been sent home to care for the girls. The campaign must have done some polling that suggested Americans didn't approve of an Activist Big Mouth First Lady who saw nothing to be proud of in America's history.

I figure she is totally pissed. (Forgive my French.) Michelle is Jack Nicholson's character in A Few Good Men, Col. Nathan R. Jessep, and is just dying to tell us she called the Code Red... In her case she wants to spit in America's eye and tell us how rotten we are.

I guess she will have to wait until after the election... Something we have to look forward to...

Mitt Romney *TOP TEN REASONS I DROPPED OUT*

In case you missed it...

Passing

When I was in my 30's I read a book by James Michener entitled The Covenant, which was a history of the "South Africa" region of Africa. Michener was quite candid in the way he wrote about the races and the way they were treated there... About the difference between "black" and "colored" in the country of South Africa... About how the blacks in America were not black, by the South African definition, but colored.

As I recall... In South Africa, imported Indians and anything mixed w/ black were considered colored. Blacks were those native inhabitants who had no foreign genes mixed in.

I think it's interesting that Barack Obama is the child of a true black man from Africa and a white woman from the midwest. So, in a sense, he is probably more black than many children of mixed marriages in America.

It's ironic that he has next to nothing in common culturally with African Americans other than the color of his skin, being raised almost entirely by white people. Culturally, Barack is a white man who just happens to have dark skin. His cultural roots are not in the slave - sharecropper - segregated history that influences the average African American to this day.

So basically we have a very bright - white man by culture - half black man by genes, (who is unfortunately tainted by an ultra-liberal upbringing and education...) who is trying to "pass" as the first African American nominee for president of the United States.

If Jesse Jackson, Condoleeza Rice, or Colin Powell had been nominated... They would truly be the first African Americans so celebrated. But all Obama has going is the "skin thing."

The Obama phenomenon... Brouhaha... really is about color... Just color.

Quote of the Day

"The business of exposing bias is a little bit like serving as a parole officer at a juvenile detention facility. The misdeeds seldom change, the miscreants seldom learn, but you still have to do your best to encourage good behavior. And you have to do it in such a way that you don't lose your temper or your mind." --Tony Snow