Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Are There Really Men Who Wear Pajamas?


...let's talk important things today.


Don't most men sleep in their underwear and a t-shirt? I mean really. This is not 1955. Even men with daughters surely wear underwear and a t-shirt to bed.


I'm sure this is true because the guys in movies ... At least the cool guys... Don't wear pajamas.


The only pajamas I would wear would be the ones that are one-piece with snaps and have footies with rubber soles... With maybe a Bugs Bunny embroidered thing. I would wear those.
I had a pair like that once, but it's been a while. A long while.


And what do I wear now? I wear a lavender teddy with a smart, gray blazer.
... Because I can.



Just kidding.

No, really! I'm just kidding!

I have no idea what women wear... But I figure it's a t-shirt and underwear.

8 comments:

SkyePuppy said...

Nice try, but I'm not telling...

Bekah said...

"Don't most men sleep in their underwear and a t-shirt? I mean really. This is not 1955. Even men with daughters surely wear underwear and a t-shirt to bed."

It's a good (and for the most part, probably accurate) conclusion. But I know one person who is the exception to the rule. Not that I'd ever name names...but he's a man with daughters...of which I am one.

Bless his heart - I stopped by the other night kind of late and he strolled through in his pajamas, which were blue and bordered on the look of scrubs, and I said "Are you preparing for surgery?" He didn't respond. He's used to me picking on him.

As for the other question, I'd answer, but Skyepuppy chose the classy road of response, and I cave to peer pressure, so I have to do the same.

Malott said...

Skyepuppy,

Fine! Then I'll just assume the worst... Some sort of flannel and socks.

Bekah,

My dad still wears pajamas, too. And I'm sure Mr F. is much too classy to parade around in his underwear.

The closest thing I have to pajamas are scrub bottoms.

Bekah said...

Well I don't know about the classy part. This week we've been calling him Jed Clampett because he was trying to exterminate a groundhog that made a home under the porch. I understand part of the process was very Beverly Hillbillies in appearance.

I'm all for scrubs. In fact, I've tried to get them to make it the dress code here at work. it would solve so many of my problems. Hasn't worked yet. I'm not all for sleeping in them, though.

All_I_Can_Stands said...

underwear? This isn't 1985.

Just kidding. No pajamas for me. Sometimes the soft fuzzy bottoms - for warmth, not modesty.

janice said...

Disclaimer; Never roaming around the house in said clothing.

My father had a robe to wear to the bathroom. But, he always wore underwear with a matching FoTL T-shirt to bed, all nice and bleach white and smelling of Downey....

I gotta go call mt dad!

SkyePuppy said...

OK. I have to add someone else's story as a warning to all you non-pajama-wearing men.

A friend of the family was caught in the Northridge earthquake. His normal sleepwear was his birthday suit, so when the earthquake tossed him out of bed, he grabbed his bathrobe and went outside with all the other people, and they set about turning off the gas. Then he noticed, as he crouched with the neighbor teen boy, that things were showing. He has worn pajama bottoms from then on, because you never know when disaster (earthquake, tornado...) will strike and catch you by surprise.

Jacob said...

I used to sleep nekkid, but then I sleepwalked one night and... yeah. The story tells itself, really.