Monday, July 24, 2006


A Year's Blather

It's been a year this week that Mr Malott, shown above (artist's conception), has been recording his thoughts and burdening the blogosphere with his heartfelt notions of politics, religion, and the nuances of being a rapidly aging and crotchety bachelor. Has it been a waste of everyone's time? To be sure. But regardless of the futility, the stark and transparent craving for attention, the lack of continuity in logic, the endless self-promotion, the unmitigated narcissism, and the overuse of ridiculously obvious and bad puns, we wouldn't change a thing.

The entire staff of Malott's Blog wishes Mr Malott and ourselves a very Happy Birthday.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Congrats and keep up the great work!

By the way, I hope you paid the artist well - his drawing really captured the essence of Mr. Malott (although the picture portrays him as a little more suave and dashing than the Mr. Malott we've come to know and love).

Malott said...

I think the artist made me appear a little more intellectual than I really am, but sometimes these people take unsolicited liberties.

SkyePuppy said...

Happy Blogiversary!

You know, you really could use a shave...

Malott said...

Skyepuppy,

My face or ...?

Thanks for your blogofriendship. You have been a delight.

SkyePuppy said...

Well, all of you could use of shave. You're starting to look like a chimpanzee.

All_I_Can_Stands said...

Chris,

Congrats! With so many blogs it is not easy to provide something unique. You not only have accomplished that, it is enjoyable reading as well.

At the risk of being committed, I will admit that I enjoy your sense of humor.

AICS

Malott said...

AICS,

Thanks. And your secret is safe with me.

janice said...

Happy Blogiversary from everyone over at Nuggets of News. I won't comment on the artist rendering of the blogs founder just to say, the mind of these artistic types are sometimes warped and cannot be trusted.
Have a great day!

Malott said...

Thanks Janice,

You are a great blogofriend. I continue to enjoy and appreciate your stuff. Keep it up!

Christina said...

Congrats on a year of blogging! It's quite an accomplishment to commit yourself to such a high level of blogging, as you clearly have done. Keep up the good work.

Oh and the artist rendering was pretty good, but I think he got the hair color all wrong. Otherwise...A+

Anonymous said...

As I cruse around the blog-o-sphere, Malott's Blog is always a well reason read. I enjoy the monthly bachelor tips and agree with most topics on which you opine.
Keep up the entertaining work and might I suggest a trip to the barber some time this week. It looks like you let yourself go a bit.
Have a great day!

Malott said...

Thanks Christina and Jihadi Tracker.

I wish the artist would have depicted me smiling, because I smile a lot, and look so serious in the picture.

Bryan Alexander said...

Congratulations Chris from the entire staff of Right Thinking (which is me). I've really enjoyed your first year. Keep up the great work!