Thursday, November 12, 2009

MSNBC Discovers New Information on Fort Hood Murders

MSNBC--According to Keith Olberman, Nidal Malik Hasan did not shout "Allah Ackbar" before he opened fire upon defenseless soldiers at Fort Hood. According to Olberman, Hasan shouted "A La Carte Bar" expressing his anger over the poor food in the cafeteria. This, yet another food-related attack, has been mischaracterized as a terrorist attack by neo-cons who have tried to somehow blame the peaceful religion of Islam for Hasan's actions.

Olberman added, "When a man already suffers from mental illness, sometimes a poorly prepared crepe or even over-cooked carrots can push him into a homicidal funk."


I made this up. Sadly, I feel I have to tell you that I made this up... Or you will wonder if this story is true... or if I made it up. Such is the MSM.

The mainstream media is still asking, "Why did he do it? Why was his 'mental illness' not discovered by the military?"

Let's get our troops out of Afghanistan and Iraq. Let's stop all surveillance programs that involve Muslims. We would ultimately be safer if all that money would be spent finding a cure for mental illness. It's not Islam. It's not the Koran. It's mental illness that threatens us...

And possibly cafeteria food.



janice said...

The government won't allow openly gay people to serve in our military, yet they have no problem encouraging muslims to enlist.

And, if Hasan had blown himself up, as he murdered those 13 people and injured 30 more, would the MSM then be able to call him an islamic terrorist?

SkyePuppy said...


No, they STILL wouldn't call it terrorism. It would just be further proof of how far the destructive military lifestyle will push an otherwise reasonable human being.

Tsofah said...

It's the food. Gotta be the food.

And terrorism. I mean, those who commit terrorism are usually mentally ill, too, aren't they?

Those dude who flew those planes on 9/11 weren't exactly models of mental health, ya know?

Oh, wait. NOW they'll be telling us 9/11 hijackers weren't terrorists...but mentally ill.

Regardless of what they call it, the dude will probably get life in prison. Yet another reason to keep GITMO open