Sunday, October 25, 2009

Obama's Enemies List

Forgive me if I leave anyone out, but Barack Milhous Obama, or Barry Capone as we say in Greentown, seems to add new members weekly... And it's hard to keep up.

So here we go: Insurance companies and unrepentant doctors who surgically remove feet, pharmaceutical companies, terrorist American veterans, tea party attendees, town hall attendees, white policemen, the Chamber of Commerce, talk radio, FOX News, Wall Street and people who like to profit from their work, coal producers, oil companies, SUV drivers, Republicans, Dick Cheney, and of course... George Bush.

Soon to be added: The Independents and Moderates who voted for the guy who would "set aside childish things" and are quickly becoming disillusioned, Blue Dog Democrats who refuse to destroy their careers by toeing Obama's line, and the liberal mainstream media that refuses to ostracize FOX News.

I hope our post-partisan president hurries up and completes his Enemies list so he can get back to the business of uniting us all.


1 comment:

SkyePuppy said...

You forgot the unrepentant doctors who greedily remove children's tonsils. Other than that, though, it's an impressive list.

Keep up the hard-hitting reporting!