Confessions of a Closet Gore Groupie

While it's true that I am a conservative, I am honest enough to admit that, like many, I cannot get enough of Al Gore. I love this man. I want to be this man... And who can blame me?

Here is my Al with a beard.

Here is my Al during the Grecian Formula shortage of 2009.

Here is my Al resting in a chair.

Judge me if you will, but if I ever go Gay it will be because I've found a man too attractive not to love.

Now voyager, sail thou forth to seek and find...

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