"I've never pushed myself that hard and I'm pretty sure I soiled myself," said Malott, basking in the glow of his new-found celebrity.
To say we are proud of our leader is to say more than we are presently prepared to say.
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Wednesday, August 01, 2012
Malott Wins Copper at 30th Olympiad
The entire staff at Malott's Blog wishes to congratulate our venerable leader for winning the Copper Medal in the 32 meter Augmented-Breast Stroke. It was a close race and we feared his zits might produce enough drag to hold him back, but Malott sprinted the last four meters and touched-out his closest competition, a Saudi woman in a burqa.
"I've never pushed myself that hard and I'm pretty sure I soiled myself," said Malott, basking in the glow of his new-found celebrity.
To say we are proud of our leader is to say more than we are presently prepared to say.
....
"I've never pushed myself that hard and I'm pretty sure I soiled myself," said Malott, basking in the glow of his new-found celebrity.
To say we are proud of our leader is to say more than we are presently prepared to say.
....
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I'm singing the Olympic theme....can you hear it?
Nothing thrills us medal winners more than inspiring young people such as yourself. But you really don't have to sing.
This is an adorable picture.
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