I have found love. Her name is Weber, and she is my grillfriend.
She is a pretty grill, a quiet grill, and she cooks my meals and never complains. She is not perfect... She always has gas... But when I touch her nobs, it lights a fire in her...
I've never been one to be grill-crazy, but Weber and I have so much in common. We like the same literature, and I often read to her in moments of quiet repose.
Please don't judge us. For aren't we all just flesh, and blood, and steel, and igniter switches... Looking for warmth in a cold world?
6 comments:
I hope you both will be very happy.
This is GREAT. You made me giggle!!!!!!
Your nuts......
Jelly
Anonymous,
Thanks for stopping by... I hope you appreciated my choice in books, Christopher Buckley's "Thank You for Smoking"... seemed appropriate.
Miss B,
Making cute young girls giggle is my first priority in life.
Jelly,
You married people are quick to judge!
(I can't tell you how good it was to see you and your family last week... And you looked terrific! Still a pretty girl!)
I completely understand. I feel the same about my new Droid X2. Sometimes I feel like I can't hug it tight enough. Rick is starting to get concerned.
Grammy,
I checked out the Droid... Pretty amazing...
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