Just when you think you've seen everything, you wake up in the middle of the night, switch on your TV, and see a commercial for the Squatty Potty.
The theory is that the human body was fashioned in such a way that squatting was the healthiest position for making poo poo.
Who can argue?
Unfortunately the $24.99 plus S&H price tag is a bit steep for some.
So in the interest of the public's health, Malott's Blog is offering another option. Yes, for a mere $9.95 we will send you instructions on how to construct your own Malott's Squat-O-Pot with items you probably already have lying around your home. And, you will be given a phone number which will put you in touch with a knowledgeable expert to explain the intricacies involved in assembly.
And did I mention? The Malott's Squat-O-Pot is adjustable!
Below is a photo of the finished product.
So take advantage of this amazing offer, and soon you'll be pooping like a pro!
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4 comments:
I have missed this sort of wisdom from you. Job well done in making me laugh. Heartily.
Hi Bekah,
I don't know if you've seen the commercial, but it is a compelling argument.
However, I believe that when I unload my burden, I accomplish the same postural attitude by simply leaning forward... But that makes money for no one.
I missed this one when you first posted it.
Oh my!
Skyepuppy,
It had to be someone in your home state that came up with this. The Squatty Potty screams California.
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