Sunday, June 23, 2013

When Bowels Move

Just when you think you've seen everything, you wake up in the middle of the night, switch on your TV, and see a commercial for the Squatty Potty.

The theory is that the human body was fashioned in such a way that squatting was the healthiest position for making poo poo.

Who can argue?

Unfortunately the $24.99 plus S&H price tag is a bit steep for some.

So in the interest of the public's health, Malott's Blog is offering another option.  Yes, for a mere $9.95 we will send you instructions on how to construct your own Malott's Squat-O-Pot with items you probably already have lying around your home.  And, you will be given a phone number which will put you in touch with a knowledgeable expert to explain the intricacies involved in assembly.

And did I mention?  The Malott's Squat-O-Pot is adjustable!

Below is a photo of the finished product.

So take advantage of this amazing offer, and soon you'll be pooping like a pro!



Bekah said...

I have missed this sort of wisdom from you. Job well done in making me laugh. Heartily.

Malott said...

Hi Bekah,

I don't know if you've seen the commercial, but it is a compelling argument.

However, I believe that when I unload my burden, I accomplish the same postural attitude by simply leaning forward... But that makes money for no one.

SkyePuppy said...

I missed this one when you first posted it.

Oh my!

Malott said...


It had to be someone in your home state that came up with this. The Squatty Potty screams California.