Senate Majority Leader Delivers "Mission Accomplished" Speech for Radical Islam

"I believe myself that the secretary of state, secretary of defense and - you have to make your own decisions as to what the president knows - (know) this war is lost and the surge is not accomplishing anything as indicated by the extreme violence in Iraq yesterday," said Reid, D-Nev.

Thanks Harry. That should embolden our enemies and encourage them to fight even harder. How many young Americans did you just sentence to death with that statement?

This kind of talk has consequences - and is the reason why the Democrat Party cannot be trusted with our national security.

Draft Fred Thompson

Killing Newborns

The Supreme Court has ruled that a doctor is not allowed to deliver a full-term infant feet first - all but its head - cut a hole in the back of its neck - and while its legs are still kicking - suck its brains out.

Hillary Clinton: "It is precisely this erosion of our constitutional rights that I warned against when I opposed the nominations of Chief Justice Roberts and Justice Alito."

Barack Obama: "I strongly disagree with today’s Supreme Court ruling."

John Edwards: "I could not disagree more strongly with today's Supreme Court decision. Too much is at stake - starting with, as the Court made all too clear today, a woman's right to choose."

Don't you love those special, rare occasions when politics really is a question of black and white? ...When the choices you make at the ballot box are clearly between good and evil?

The three leading contenders for the Democrat nomination for president in 2008 have now distinguished and defined themselves as MONSTERS.

Time to Blame

"You caused me to do this."

No Cho - this happened because you were an evil, selfish, pathetic little piece of crap. That's why you did it. There is no deep psychological reason. There is no romantic or tragic story at play. You were a despicable little loser. Period.

Parents of a Virginia Tech student expressed outrage Monday at what they call an inadequate response by college brass to the worst mass-murder shooting in American history.

John and Jennifer Shourds of Lovettsville, Va. demanded the immediate firings of University President Charles Steger and Virginia Tech Campus Police Chief W.R. Flinchum who he said "screwed up" the handling of separate shooting incidents that left 33 students dead, including the shooter.

I'd be willing to bet my left leg that these parents, whose daughter was unharmed, are liberal Democrats.

So let the feeding frenzy begin. The media won't be satisfied until they make Cho a cult hero and usher the Virginia Tech officials to the unemployment office.

Fred Thompson on Ayaan Hirsi Ali

People Who Should Be Euthanized

As a public service the entire staff at Malott's Blog will be preparing a list of people who should, for whatever reason, be humanely put out of their misery. This weekly feature will attempt to single out groups and individuals that even devout Christians could feel good about killing.

Fans of Rosie O'Donnell

Yes, who can argue that people who like Rosie O'Donnell wouldn't be better off dead? Just how miserable, obnoxious, and stupid would you have to be to find this woman likable and entertaining?

As a Conservative and a "thinking person" I selfishly want to keep Rosie herself alive... And I definitely want her to keep talking and making a fool of herself. This caricature of a woman is the perfect representative of the Left and does more for the conservative movement than she will ever know.

But the people who like her? Shouldn't we do the kind thing...?

Next Week...
People Who Talk on Cell Phones While Driving

New Crime Drama to Debut on NBC

Hollywood - In an effort to boost sagging ratings, NBC will air a new drama in July featuring a group of crime-solving Nuns who travel the world taking down the worst of the "bad guys."

In the two-hour premier of "Nuns with Guns", the good sisters are called to the Vatican where Pope Leo XI (Chuck Norris), a former karate champion and Benedictine, has begun cleaning out the riff raff in the church. This "Pontiff with a punch" understands the concept of tough love, and after an attempt on his life, calls on the sisters to solve the mystery and save the day.

Norris will lend his voice to the show weekly as he gives the 10 nuns their assignments over the phone, and will return occasionally in person to lend his karate skills to the fight. As sister Mary Catherine (Kate Mulgrew) puts it, "Finally! A pope that kicks ass!"

"Nuns with Guns" is slated for the 9PM hour on Monday nights and promises to appeal to the coveted "monastic audience" and families of every faith.

In the fall, NBC will debut a sitcom in which the Vatican sends a nun to work in a large corporation. Sister Judith (Melanie Griffith) has a mind for business and a bod that is packed into a low-cut habit. "Nun of My Business" will air on Thursdays at 8PM.

Christmas for GOP and Talk Radio

DENVER - Sen. John Kerry (D-Massachusetts) reopened the door to a possible 2008 presidential campaign during a book signing in Denver and then again, in an interview with 9NEWS.
The 2004 Democratic nominee told a crowd of more than 250 at the Tattered Cover bookstore in lower downtown Denver that he had no desire to endorse any candidate for the office right now, choosing to wait to see how they addressed the issue of global warming.

I hope the Dems remain true to their love affair with man-made global warming. I hope John Kerry enters the race in 2008. I hope the temps in Miami remain 10 degrees cooler than normal throughout the summer. I hope the Democrat Party continues to designate the likes of Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton as the annointed spokesmen for African Americans... until every African American Democrat throws up. I hope "hos" with straight hair approach Imus - asking for equal time. I hope that John Edwards continues to boycot Fox News so that I will see less of him. I hope Mrs Clinton's buttocks continues to grow until it is a metaphor for "big government."

Thank you.

Nappy-Headed Ho-in-Chief Takes Action
Are African Americans really that sensitive and fragile? Is their self-esteem so low that they must be protected from stupid jokes and insults?

I don't like to be around people like that... I don't like to feel like I must be very careful what I say... or that I must tread lightly as if on egg shells...

...Which is exactly the reaction that Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton wish to elicit from us crackers... because it evokes resentment... keeps tensions high and nerves frayed... and keeps them in front of the cameras.

Meanwhile... Jackson and Sharpton... The real hos... The real haters... The real racists... The biggest hypocrites... They get to keep their phony-baloney jobs.

As for me... I'll keep thinking African Americans are generally... like me... secure enough to take a joke... even a bad one.

Fred Thompson, The Presidency, and Non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma

I talked today with a pathologist friend of mine - and though doctors have a non-committal language all their own - he basically said that there are lymphomas that are not life-threatening, inasmuch that the patient lives a normal lifespan and ends up dying of something unrelated to the lymphoma. This is basically what Thompson related in his interview with Cavuto.

Then I asked my physician friend if he would rather have McCain's melanoma or Thompson's lymphoma.

Again the jargon. But I gathered that if the melanoma is treated early when it's very superficial, then it's very curable - and would be his choice. Otherwise, he said, he would prefer to have the Non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma.

So is it a non-issue? Don't bet on it. If Thompson gains momentum then you can be sure that "experts" and horror stories will come out of the woodwork in an effort to torpedo this popular conservatives chances for the nomination. And if Thompson gets the nomination, the mainstream media won't quit until the public thinks "cancer" is Fred's middle name.

Kurt Vonnegut RIP

An avowed humanist, Vonnegut became more pessimistic about human capacity for good in his later years. In a 2004 essay he wrote, "Only a nut case would want to be a human being, if he or she had a choice." And he told the Los Angeles Times in a 2005 interview, "I think we're a very bad idea. Look at the 20th century. You've got the Holocaust, two world wars, Hiroshima. Let's just call it off."

On a bookshelf in my living room you'll find approximately 98% of this man's literary work. Original... Hardback.... Worth more today than yesterday.

I had an appetite for his work back when I was as lost as he was.

I believe it was in Cat's Cradle that Vonnegut thought up the crystal "Ice 9" which transformed water to a solid form whenever contact was made with the crystal... Leaving the oceans a solid mass and humans as frozen statues. The main character ended up as a statue... On his back... Thumbing his nose at the heavens.

...That pretty much sums it up.

Imus the Rude

"That's some nappy-headed hos there, I'm going to tell you that."

That's what Liberal, Democrat supporter Don Imus said about the Rutgers Women's Basketball Team.

I'm reminded of Jimmie the Greek who was fired for saying that Blacks were superior athletes because, "During the slave period, the slave owner would breed his big black with his big woman so that he would have a big black kid—that's where it all started."

Both comments were stupid. And in both cases those who profit from racial drum banging jumped on the speaker with both feet.
... Like Jesse Jackson who once called New York "Hymie Town" - slurring the Jews.

Jimmy the Greek shouldn't have been fired for saying something stupid. Imus shouldn't be fired for being rude.

FYI: Of course, African Americans are better sprinters and jumpers because their muscles contain a larger percentage of "fast-twitch" muscle fibers than do whites. Whites have a preponderance of "slow-twitch" muscle fibers that make them generally better long distance runners.

But you didn't hear it here!!

Give Us Your Tired, Your Suicide Bombers,
Your Huddled Terrorists Yearning to Blow Us Up...

DAMASCUS, April 5 (UPI) -- The head of a U.N. agency charged with caring for Palestinian refugees said the United States has offered to receive 7,000 Palestinians who fled Iraq.

Karen Koning AbuZayd, commissioner general of the U.N. Relief and Works Agency for Palestine Refugees, said Thursday no specific country has offered to receive Palestinian refugees in Iraq, "but I know the United States confirmed it can take 7,000 of them."

So no specific country has offered to receive them? Let us ponder why...

Hmmmm. Maybe there is concern that they have nothing to offer the "receiving" country. Maybe the "terrorist suicide bomber thing" is a concern. Has anyone thought about giving them back to the Palestinians?

No, just bring them here. What we need in this country is a few thousand more welfare cases who hate America.

Brilliant!

Fred Thompson - Fox News Part 2

Where do I send my check?

Fred Thompson - Fox News Part 1

I could vote for this guy. I'm beginning to hope I get the chance.

Pirates of Tehran

Former Tennessee Senator Fred Thompson writes:

Oil prices fell. The stock market rose. Video images of smiling British soldiers with Iranian President Ahmadinejad were everywhere. So were pictures of the 15 freed hostages embracing family members back home. The relief over the return of the Brits was so tremendous; you could almost hear birds singing.

Maybe it's because military action won't be needed or maybe it's just because the ordeal won't drag on and on, but the world is breathing easier now. A lot of folks are happy. The problem, as I see it, is that Ahmadinejad seems to be the happiest.

And why shouldn't he be? He has shown the world that his forces can kidnap British citizens, subject them to brutal psychological tactics to coerce phony confessions, finagle the release of a high-ranking Iranian terror coordinator in Iraq, utterly trash the Geneva conventions and suffer absolutely no consequences.

It is critical that we see this incident as part of a long pattern of behavior -- that will continue as long as the current leadership is in power. More importantly, it will escalate unimaginably if Iran achieves nuclear status, and with it the ability to hold millions rather than individuals hostage.

I have no idea if Ahmadinejad and those who put him in power really believe the Shi'a Twelver doctrine that they can spur the messiah to return by triggering Armageddon. You have to admit, though, that the possibility that they look forward to entering paradise as martyrs would make them a whole lot scarier as a nuclear power than the USSR ever was.

Fred Thompson... I think he's got it!

Great News!!!!!!!

He is risen!

I Ask... Could An Ordinary MP3 Player Do This?

iPod saves Soldiers Life

My wife’s uncle works in a military hospital and told me about this. Its pretty amazing. Kevin Garrad (3rd Infantry Division) was on a street patrol in Iraq (Tikrit I believe) and as he rounded the corner of a building an armed (AK-47) insurgent came from the other side.

The two of them were within just a few feet of each other when they opened fire. The insurgent was killed and Kevin was hit in the left chest where his IPod was in his jacket pocket. It slowed the bullet down enough that it did not completely penetrate his body armor. Fortunately, Kevin suffered no wound.

Sometimes it's critical to buy the best.

Lil' Nancy Sends All The Wrong Messages

With Muslim tyrants all over the Middle East laughing their butts off... Little Nancy Pelosi embarrasses America both in her dress and her lack of respect for the American War effort.

This is reminiscent of Jesse Jackson's pseudo-diplomatic junkets, giving tyrants the opportunity to "stick it" to the American president.

If I was an official in the Syrian or Iranian government... or if I was a leader of Al Qada, I'd be smiling, winking, guffawing, and saying - "We got to get these Democrats elected! It will make our jobs so much easier. America won't even see us coming!"

Thanks Nance... you self-serving little twit.