Friday, February 17, 2006


The Boy From Ipanema

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10 comments:

  1. Anonymous2/18/2006 12:03 PM

    Great stuff, Chris!

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  2. janice2/18/2006 5:08 PM

    Ahh... Jabba the senator. Fantastic!

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  3. Malott2/18/2006 7:06 PM

    Rusty, by calling Ted Kennedy a man you have just insulted all men everywhere and caused me to doubt your standards.

    Let's just say male.

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  4. The JerseyNut2/18/2006 10:10 PM

    Kennedy near a body of water is always a scary thing...

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  5. Malott2/19/2006 5:44 AM

    And RWN, you [know] he's been drinking. A sober man would not take off his shirt if he looked like that. Maybe the lady in the blue turban never heard of Mary Jo.

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  6. SkyePuppy2/20/2006 1:30 PM

    The turban person is a WOMAN???

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  7. Malott2/20/2006 4:15 PM

    Absolutely she's a woman. Delicate bone structure in her face. Small hands and small legs. I'd bet a paycheck on this one.

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  8. Anonymous2/20/2006 5:07 PM

    I don't know. Everybody looks "delicate" and "small" next to Teddy without a shirt.

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  9. SkyePuppy2/20/2006 5:47 PM

    Here's what I saw:

    Skinny. Leathered skin. Turban (I didn't look too closely at the turban, my eyes being drawn to Teddy the way the eyes are drawn to a car wreck beside the road). I figured it was a scrawny man from India.

    It never occurred to me that a woman would actually want to be with those billowy folds of flesh.

    But I suppose she sees his physique as a metaphor for the fattened trust funds he has in offshore shelters.

    OK, I'm being unkind. I'm sure Teddy has many fine qualities.

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  10. Malott2/20/2006 6:27 PM

    Good point, Andrew.
    Did you notice his breasts? This is no ordinary man.

    And be careful SkyPuppy... you might hurt yourself straining to find those "fine qualities."

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