Monday, June 30, 2008

Who's the Hot Chick in Front?

She looks familiar to me...

Quote of the Day

"I believe it's our fear of provoking Islamic violence that keeps us from having a frank and open discussion about the irrational fear of Islam (Islamophobia) and its root causes." -Malott

Saturday, June 28, 2008

So the Rumors are True...

When forbidden love is caught on film, we recoil at first... We find it repulsive, and yet... Strangely alluring.

Well, not always alluring...

John McCain and Harry Reid were caught sneaking out from behind a tree today. Standing far apart, they tried to look innocent... But observers suspected the worst.

Friday, June 27, 2008

Quote of the Day

A conservative believes that people go to the movies to be entertained and to church to be preached to, not the other way around... Glenn Beck
Shopping with Mom

In my previous post, Dear Sweet Bekah commented that I should have gone shopping at the Hobby Lobby with her and her friend.

I get the feeling that when Bekah shops, she picks up every single item in the store, looks at it, and sets it back down.

My mother shopped that way when I was little... And I can't tell you how I suffered. The boredom... The standing around and behaving for, what seemed, hours.

And then when I acted up she would drop down on one knee, hold my face in her hands, and tenderly say, "If you don't straighten up, I'll pull down your pants right here in front of everyone, and blister your bare bottom!

To this day, I will not go shopping with that woman.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Why My Life is Better Than Yours

Every day people I barely know stop me on the street and ask me... They say, "Malott, your life is obviously better than mine. Can you tell me why?" Usually I just push them out of my way, especially if they're old, female, and infirmed.

But it occurred to me that the people who visit my blog might be wondering the same thing... Why my life is better than theirs. So let me take a moment to explain...

Am I smarter than you? ...No.

Am I better looking? ...You've seen the size of my ears.

Am I more popular than you? ...My high school class voted me, "Least likely to be remembered."

Am I wealthier than you? ...Hardly.

Am I more loved by God? ...Well... Perhaps.

Am I a better cook? ...Absolutely!

But the main and foremost reason that my life is better than yours, is that... I live in Indiana... And in a few weeks I'll be eating this:

So What Exactly Happens When You Put Liberal, Activist Judges On The Supreme Court?

NEW YORK — Angry politicians vowed to keep writing laws that condemn child rapists to death, despite a Supreme Court decision saying such punishment is unconstitutional.

Republican Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal called the ruling "incredibly absurd," "a clear abuse of judicial authority" and said officials will "evaluate ways to amend our statute to maintain death as a penalty for this horrific crime."

Obama said he was outraged, too! But as president, he will nominate liberal activist judges... Just like the ones who made this decision.

My idea is this: When a child is raped, put the rapist in a room with all the child's male relatives and all the fathers and grandfathers from the child's neighborhood... Oh... For about an hour. Then, the Supreme Court can decide what happens to whatever is left.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Obama's Greatness

I've decided to list BO's qualifications and accomplishments. It won't take long.

1) He was raised abroad in his Mother's anti-American Leftist culture, and knows and appreciates little of America's culture and greatness.

2) He was educated by Leftist Universities.

3) He was elected to the Illinois legislature.

4) He was elected to the U.S. Senate and has served less than one term.

5) He was nominated for President by his Party.

Less than impressive... He has never run a business. He has never led in the armed services. He is hardly a legislative giant. His one talent or ability is that he speaks well when behind a tele-prompter.

Heaven help us!

Anyone that can embellish this list of accomplishments is welcome to chime in.
Obama's Religion and My Previous Post

I wasn't saying there was something sinister about Obama's "57 states"... Just that since there is a United Nations-related Muslim group of 57 states, that Obama might have made a simple mistake - and this might be the cause.

Whether this reflects on his religious heritage or sympathies is something we all must decide.

Based on his choice of Churches, his support of partial-birth abortion, his support of the radical homosexual agenda, and his belittling references to scripture... I doubt his Christianity. Based on these actions and opinions, he is more likely a devout Muslim - saying whatever lies will get him elected - than a devout Christian.

My guess? He is an atheist and former expatriate who cares nothing about America or her cultural heritage.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

By Golly... It's True!

There are a group of 57 Islamic States.

From Wikipedia:

The Organisation of the Islamic Conference (OIC) is an international organization with a permanent delegation to the United Nations. It groups 57 Islamic member states, from the Middle East, Africa, Central Asia, Caucasus, Balkan, Southeast Asia, South Asia and South America. The official languages of the organization are Arabic, English and French.

So, When Obama talked about visiting 57 states, maybe in the back of his mind he was thinking about the OIC.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Body All A' Achin' and Racked Wid Pain

Broadway Musical Lyrics for 100, Alex. What do you end up with after three sets of tennis?

Took the week off from work and blogging. This may last for the rest of the summer... Scant blogging... (I'll most likely go back to work.)

I've come to the conclusion that I just have nothing interesting or worthwhile to say... At least in the summer months.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

The Black Female I Slept With

For eight wonderful years I slept with a black female named Helen. We were just friends. But though the relationship was platonic, this may be the only female that ever truly loved me.
Others have wanted me, but Helen loved me.
She wasn't biding her time until something better came along. She was committed.
Her commitment wasn't based on my performance or how much money I made. I wasn't her "gift machine." Just being with me made her happy.
She was eager to please and instantly forgave my mistakes.
My best girl.
I miss her.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Hell Doesn't Sell

Robert W Dale said of the famous 19th century preacher, "There is no one in this world I would want to hear preach about hell except Dwight L Moody because I have never heard Moody preach on it without breaking down in the middle and weeping."

I believe modern day preachers have been intimidated by the religious liberals and non-believers. Today, preaching about Hell is not cool... It's just not done... Makes you a Bible-thumper. Hellfire and brimstone sermons make you an "ineffective" fossil.

Somewhere church leaders became intimidated by the name-calling... And took the bait. They retooled the message to make it more palatable to the world... And they became Cool.

And I figure... "Cool" and "Lukewarm" are pretty much the same thing.

Monday, June 09, 2008

My Career in Mixed Martial Arts

It's on hold. I'm certainly physically intimidating enough, but I may be too old.

Have you seen this stuff? How far removed is it from the Roman Coliseum? Is it any wonder that we have high school girls fighting on YouTube?

Isn't it interesting to watch our culture consistently choose the path towards decay.

Friday, June 06, 2008


I got this brainstorm... Surely "The Anti-Christ" was born in June of 1966. 666, get it? It's so simple.

So I went to this site, but the only famous people born in June that year were Mike Tyson and John Cusack.

So never mind.
Nursery Rhymes in History

for June...

Mary Mary quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockle shells
And pretty maids all in a row.

The origins are steeped in history...The Mary alluded to in this traditional English nursery rhyme is Mary Tudor, or Bloody Mary, who was the daughter of King Henry VIII. Queen Mary was a staunch Catholic and the garden referred to is an allusion to graveyards which were increasing in size with those who dared to continue to adhere to the Protestant faith. The silver bells and cockle shells were colloquialisms for instruments of torture. The 'maids' were a device to behead people similar to the guillotine.

When I read the line - And pretty maids all in a row - I think of pecan pie. I don't know why.

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Negro Bikers

You know, this President Obama thing may have some hidden perks. Oh sure... He'll destroy our economy, weaken the military in a time of war, and hasten America's cultural slide towards a Godless, immoral swamp... But let's look at the bright side, shall we?!

African Americans, AA's as we say in Greentown, often feel disenfranchised, neglected, and "disrespected"... which by the way - isn't a real word. They have a legitimate argument... And I feel for them... Especially the males. What a burden it must be to approach life always feeling you have something to prove... After all, AA's are every bit as competent and capable as other Americans, and the only thing impeding the progress of many is the Liberals' assigned excuses, possibly inducing a lack of self esteem and a dilution of impetus towards success.

But! When Obama is elected, every AA will automatically become "mainstream"... The rest of us will no longer feel we have to "walk on eggshells", worrying about saying the wrong thing... And I will be blessed by being able to write posts entitled "Negro Bikers" without offending anyone or being called a racist... Which I am not.

Yesterday I saw two Negro Bikers... Something you just don't see every day.

Something is in the air.

A "President Obama" just might finally end the "color game" that has been boring me since the 60's.

Maybe a "President Obama" will short circuit a long-endured malady.

Maybe my Christian brothers at Obama's Church will be freed at last to concentrate on our Lord... Rather than what they hate.

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

John Hagee - Christians for Israel

Because of Biblical prophecy, I do not worry about Israel. But I do worry about what will happen to the United States if she abandons Israel.

As America's spiritual offenses continue to pile up, I wonder what happens to a sin-embracing nation that becomes politically irrelevant to God's purposes.